THE ‘ONLY WHEN I’M SINGLE FRIEND’

The one you become ‘joint at the hip’ with the moment you’re back on the market. You basically do everything together with this mate. Talk to each other about partying, get ready to party together, partying, getting food when you’re hungover after partying, planning the next time you’ll party ... OK, so maybe you have less in common than first thought. Actually you have nothing in common with this person. Nothing. Come to think of it, you hardly even actually know them because every time you’re together the music is so loud you don’t talk to each other (apart from asking each other ‘another drink?’) As soon as you find happiness with a new partner, they fall off the face of the earth and seem unhappy that you’re now happy. Every now and then you wonder what they’ve been up to lately … most likely partying?