Desperate man writes hilarious letter to paper after wife goes to hospital

THERE’S nothing more infuriating than not being able to find a clean tea towel.
But this man took his predicament to extremes when he hilariously wrote to a national newspaper complaining he couldn’t find his.
Brian Noble, from Ferntree Gully in Victoria, panicked after his partner of 40 years went to hospital “to have her feet done”, and ended up writing a desperate letter to The Age asking for help.
The brilliant letter was spotted on Twitter and has now been shared hundreds of times.
It starts, “This letter is more of a confession than anything.
“My partner of 40 years unselfishly decided to get her feet done and she’s been in hospital for the past three days.
“She’s doing really well but I still don’t know where the tea towels are.
“God knows, I’ve looked for the tea towels all over the place but I just can’t find them.”
Twitter users responded with hilarity and disdain — and the man’s quest has now gone viral.