Wife’s epic open letter to cheating husband’s mistress

“He’ll use you up, he’s a selfish lover, he’s a spend-a-holic, and it’s likely he’ll revert to booze,” the New York woman writes in the letter titled, “To the Woman Dating My Husband,” which was posted in the Syracuse “rants & raves” section.
“His financial decisions will drive you into bankruptcy. (He’s done it twice.) His family will hate you (they’re weird, you’ll see), and he has a tendency to do incredibly stupid stuff.”
The jilted wife, who claims to live south of Syracuse, says she learned of the affair after finding her philandering hubby’s dating site profiles — and a few key pieces of damning evidence.
“You left your mascara in my husband’s old vehicle (he bought a newer one in late September),” she writes. “It was a shimmery brown Covergirl. I think you left some clothes here too. I threw them away. You also left a bra. You’re size 36 B. I’m a 34C. The bra stank with BO.”
She then warns the other woman that half of their assets — including their waterfront property, purebred dogs and brand-new truck — will be hers after the divorce.
“So you won’t be living in my nice house, we’ll be selling it. And he may not have mentioned all my grad school debt … We’ll be splitting that as well. So guess what you have???”
She said the other woman “probably (didn’t) even know that we’re not separated, and up until I found his dating site profiles, and flew back to try and rescue my marriage, I did not know there was a problem ...
“Be aware that everyday, he wrote me loving, wonderful messages, just as he was talking to you and wooing you.
“As far as I knew, we were strong in our relationship. If he’s been telling you something different, get my number from him, and let me show you the messages ...
“So the following may be you, or it may be “multiples” of you. I do not know how many of “you” there are. So read to the end. You’ll figure out if it’s the guy you’re dating. Perhaps one of your friends will see this and figure it out for you.”
She predicts her cheating husband, a 56-year-old “contractor-type,” will have to downgrade to a “little apartment” after the split.
“He’s courting you as the next Mrs., knowing that our divorce will leave him very, very financially screwed,” she cautioned. “And you, my dear, are lookin’ to him like his life boat. Get out while you can.”
She ends by saying, “GOOD LUCK WITH HIM! THE PACKAGING IS DAMAGED AND WHAT’S INSIDE IS PRETTY SPENT, TOO!”