DRUNKEN RECAPS

Gutter vomiting stories are a dime-a-dozen, and like the unfunny kids stories, can we request you limit your “epic” tales to ones that are far outside the box? Until you can give me recounts of near-deaths, cringe-worthy foot-in-mouths or waking up with barbecue chicken pieces in your ears and your sneakers (true story) then let’s move this conversation along.